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Posted by Charles Ang at 9:32 PM


The Office is back with one hilarious workplace faux pas after another (which is wrought with professional liability by the way)

Here are my two favorite quotes from the season opener, "Fun Run":

Michael: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
[*pauses to think*]
No... don’t sue me. That’s the opposite of the point that I’m trying to make.

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Ryan: Did this [hitting Meredith with your car] happen on company property?
Michael: Yes. It was on company property with company property. So, double jeopardy. We are fine.
Ryan: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael: Oh. Right, I’m sorry. What is, “we’re fine”?
Ryan: *Sigh*

 

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